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Fake or Real Buddays?

Wed Jun 11, 2008, 3:47 PM
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Watching: Law and Order: Svu funny quotes
  • Eating: Kimchi "nong shinm" noodles
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.


First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!

Second, if I don't get this back I understand...

i tag:
anyone who can read

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Chi-town!!!! Don't mess wit it!
  • Interests: Wresting and art....
  • Favourite movie: The condemed, the marine, any Tim Burton movie basically,Nacho Libre
  • Favourite band or musician: Daddy Yankee, Eminem..anything that dont suck
  • Favourite genre of music: ANYTHIN' THAT DONT SUCK
  • Favourite artist: anyone....
  • Favourite poet or writer: Hollie Van Horne, Poe, any romance...and horror
  • Favourite photographer: ...um...anyone that dont take porno
  • Favourite style of art: graffiti...and just sketching BIG TIME!!!
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Wallpaper of choice: Wrestling!!! WWE!!!
  • Favourite game: any wwe game.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cheese, saladfingers, jack skellington,raven
  • Personal Quote: i love you like a fat kid loves cake!
  • Tools of the Trade: Knives

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And why the heck would they name the disease "guilt"? Oooohhh, the guilt's going to kill you! Oh noes! That gives new meaning to guilt coming to kill you and rot you from the inside out. Except that it makes eyeballs randomly pop up on random parts of your body, like your heart or your lungs. And then you have to perform surgery to try to remove it, and you're doing all great and junk, but then all of a sudden these little monsters fly out of it. So you take a laser and you start shooting at them, and that makes me wonder... Why the heck aren't you even damaging the heart if you're taking a laser and zapping it all over the heart and shit? Shouldn't there be like, cuts and, like, tumors all over it and shit for that? But anyway, you do this, the eyeball pops open, and then magical tentacles come out of the eyeballs. And then you have to destroy the blood vessels, but noooooo, you can't touch the flashing red blood vessels, because then the patient's like, "Graaaaaaaagh, I are dead". And anyway, then the patient's like, "Ahhhh, you only have ten minutes to finish my operation, so you can't get through the whole sixty million steps, you die, you noob!" So you keep doing that, and then you have to heal the tumors with this magical healing junk gel stuff... That's kind of questionable in colour.... And then more little flying monsters come out of it, and you have to shoot them with this black junk, and then they freeze and you cut them, but if you cut the wrong one, no, this orange stuff spews EVERYWHERE. It makes you wonder if they're having a spooge party or something. And then you have to stitch up all the places where you cut her up... and for some reason, the stitches magically heal people. This I do not get. I mean, you draw a line that goes halfway across the screen and halfway back, and it's like, "Cool!" No, that is NOT cool! That is a horrible job that you just did! A cool job would be a bunch of neat, even little stitches, not just some weird thing that spans halfway across her lungs and back! It's like, "Ha ha, you're going to have stitches on your lungs for the rest of your life because we can't get the wounds to shut up properly!" And anyway, then you find out that you only have two minutes left... Which is really nothing.... And then the eyeball pops open again, and you have to do the whole cutty blood vessely tentacle rape thing again... And then you have to inject it with the proper colour of serum, but if you don't do that, oh noes, the heart gets all cut up and shit, and then you're like, "Oh no, why the hell aren't you dead yet, bitch? You should be dead, you've been cut so much, and I've been sewing you up constantly!" But quite frankly, I really don't care that this chick's dying because she annoys the shit out of me. Seriously, she's always coming in, and she's like "Doctor Stiles... Doctor Stiles...." And it's kind of creepy. It makes you wonder if she's going to molest the poor doctor that you're playing as. And for some reason, none of the nurses are dressed like nurses. All of them are dressed like hookers. Wait, no... one of them's not. One of them is actually quite modestly dressed. And one of them looks like she came straight out of an anime with green hair and shit like that. It's like, did she dump sewage water on her hair to make her hair so green? Because it really looks like it, and then Doctor Tyler's like, out of nowhere, "I'm going to talk forever and annoy the shit out of you when this lady's dying! When you could actually have a little more time, like two more minutes, no, I'm just going to sit here and WASTE. YOUR. TIME. Cause I'm Tyler. My eyes seriously never open. And when they do, I always act like such a dumb, annoying, emo shit!" So, enough talking about the emo shit there... Um.... And then they had to kill the hot dude. It's like, "No, Emilio, nooo! You should have killed that Heather bitch and saved Emilio instead! Heather's such a whore anyway!" And Doctor Stiles can't seem to make up his mind. He can't seem to choose between Angie or Heather... Personally, I think he should just pick the cool route and choose Emilio, but technically, that would be pedophilia, because Emilio's only, like, sixteen. So Emilio's kind of out of the question, unless Doctor Stiles has some sort of secret pedophilia fetish... But I'm sure Angie and Heather don't really mind... Because, there's this hot doctor dude, and he can't decide which nurse he wants to have around constantly.... But yeah... And anyway, then you're in this village, and this guy's like, "I have guns of laceration! You have to help me," and then you're like, "Um, you just attacked the nurse... Should we really help you?" But you keep going through it, and everything's all happy sunshine rainbows, solve a murder here, solve a murder there... And it doesn't matter that people are dead, you're just happy happy sunshine pants... And you're in it because your name is Phoenix Wright, and you're always right, and that was a horrible pun, please punch me. Well, not really... Um.... Go home now.

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....So give me your hand, and let's jump out the window. ~♥

Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.


秋本 圭織
Hey Itchel, this is Megan. I had to make a new account because my old one got hacked... And it sucked ass....
well that sucks for you.... well i hope you can last with this one.

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No temas morir; teme no vivir la vida.
As do I. :P

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....So give me your hand, and let's jump out the window. ~♥

Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.


秋本 圭織
OMG! All ur stuff is awesome! Can I do an arttrade? Tell mah what cha want!! I'd like anything with me and Mikey Way! :D Plz tell me what u want. I'd be delighted to give u anything!!

I have an avatar of me in my scraps called 'Allissa avatar'

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And the record won't stop skipping,
And the lies just won't stop slipping
sure but i dont know wen ill have it

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No temas morir; teme no vivir la vida.
Okay, it's fine!

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And the record won't stop skipping,
And the lies just won't stop slipping
A propósito, éste es Megan. Corté la cosa de mi novio. XD
i tink I fighuyred ut uot...............idts" 39432986n thymies da cciurmfrnice uf a moose!, ERagplantds wuill rual da wuorldfd od, adn fi dey PHAAAAAAAAIL, bnuinse wlilu taek oavre^ :ERE$@RW now da btotlessssssssssssssssssssssss sss leking OH NOES (Yc' e tyy not to be douchef debiere fat asae FUACKK YEAH piece of pie out!
You smell horrible. You should go sit in a corner and cry cause you smell so freaking bad. Gosh.

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHAVED MY WIFE.


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